Pipes vs. The Magic Kingdom
Okay so this is my second full day back in Chicago, so I figured it was a good day to blog a bit. I spent the last week in Orlando, FL with my family. That is right, the big trip to Walt Disney World. Now I have been there probably 10 times so there was no big surprise with the park. Although in thinking about it more I find my impression of it a bit surprising.
For the record I am a bit of a Disney freak....I mean not all completely freaky in a Star Trek kinda way. BUt I have always been a fan of Disney in general. I remember and still have my first stuffed Mickey Mouse. Infact for a long period in time I was contemplating getting a Mickey Mouse tattoo...well still am a bit.
So anyway, there I was at the gates of the Magic Kingdom. Now being completely honest there are a ton of negatives about the Disney theme parks. First off they are outrageously expensive. I mean the cost for a family to enter the park for 2 days is enough to buy a stellar guitar. But that isn't the end of it. Parking, not cheap, food again not cheap. Souvenirs everywhere you look that are so outrageously overpriced it is sickening. Then there are the parks themselves. Huge and spread out. Literally you need a week to fully explore the parks and that is by yourself, not with kids. The waiting sucks. You wait for everything from getting from the parking lot to the park to every ride, to buying a bottle of water. People everywhere who for some godforsaken reason walk so incredible slow.
Yet despite all this, it is an amazing place that truly does overpower you. The rides that I have ridden countless times that still impress me in an amazing way. The staff everywhere is absolutely top-notch. The parades are impressive and flawless. The roaming people dressed up like Disney characters that despite the fact that they have smiled at 10,000 people already that day still pay attention to you....an honest attention. The parks are immaculate, never do you see an ounce of chipped paint or a burned out light bulb. There is never garbage laying around.
But it is more then that. I mean what I have said describes a well run theme park. This is something more...something dare I say magical. There is something in the air, a feeling an aura, I don't know what it is, but it is there. It takes the toughest guy out there and still makes them in awe of the Princesses and at the same time will take the girliest of girls and have them dueling like the mightiest of pirates. It is imagination without boundaries. It is a chance for a kid to be a kid and let there imaginations run wild while it is a chance for the adult to become a kid again.
Disney is a world to it's own. It is an amazing experience.
You know, for a long time I believed and still do that the Disney company is the absolute best at propoganda. I mean they do such a phenomenal job at marketing themselves without ever really marketing. It is subtle but at the same time overbearing. It is very easy to be swept up into the world of Disney. Is it genius marketing and calculation, without a doubt. I know this and still succumb to it with a smile on my face. Why? Because while my wallet may be thinner and my legs tired of walking, etc. In the end they deliver. So many things, places, and people will sell themselves to you under false pretenses...maybe even not intially, but yet when you reach the end you are disappointed in some way. Whether it is buying a guitar and realizing that the pickups are not exactly what you wanted. Or buying a house that just doesn't seem to be all it was when you looked at it. We are all accustomed to disappointment. Everywhere we look there is disappointment be it small and forgettable to major life-changing disappointment. Here it the thing, Disney does not disappoint. In life I am sure you have come across a person that doesn't disappoint you. You hold on to them in your heart and never let go of them. That is the true genius of Disney, they do not disappoint. The world would be a much happier place if everyone strove for such excellence in themselves and in every aspect of their world. Although, if that were the world then the things that don't disappoint would never be as special to us.
So to Disney, I tip my hat to you for you do exceed every expectation. May we all live our lives in that same fashion.
Currently listening to: Pirates of the Caribbean III Soundtrack
Talk Hard! Play Harder! This is Pipes signing out!
For the record I am a bit of a Disney freak....I mean not all completely freaky in a Star Trek kinda way. BUt I have always been a fan of Disney in general. I remember and still have my first stuffed Mickey Mouse. Infact for a long period in time I was contemplating getting a Mickey Mouse tattoo...well still am a bit.
So anyway, there I was at the gates of the Magic Kingdom. Now being completely honest there are a ton of negatives about the Disney theme parks. First off they are outrageously expensive. I mean the cost for a family to enter the park for 2 days is enough to buy a stellar guitar. But that isn't the end of it. Parking, not cheap, food again not cheap. Souvenirs everywhere you look that are so outrageously overpriced it is sickening. Then there are the parks themselves. Huge and spread out. Literally you need a week to fully explore the parks and that is by yourself, not with kids. The waiting sucks. You wait for everything from getting from the parking lot to the park to every ride, to buying a bottle of water. People everywhere who for some godforsaken reason walk so incredible slow.
Yet despite all this, it is an amazing place that truly does overpower you. The rides that I have ridden countless times that still impress me in an amazing way. The staff everywhere is absolutely top-notch. The parades are impressive and flawless. The roaming people dressed up like Disney characters that despite the fact that they have smiled at 10,000 people already that day still pay attention to you....an honest attention. The parks are immaculate, never do you see an ounce of chipped paint or a burned out light bulb. There is never garbage laying around.
But it is more then that. I mean what I have said describes a well run theme park. This is something more...something dare I say magical. There is something in the air, a feeling an aura, I don't know what it is, but it is there. It takes the toughest guy out there and still makes them in awe of the Princesses and at the same time will take the girliest of girls and have them dueling like the mightiest of pirates. It is imagination without boundaries. It is a chance for a kid to be a kid and let there imaginations run wild while it is a chance for the adult to become a kid again.
Disney is a world to it's own. It is an amazing experience.
You know, for a long time I believed and still do that the Disney company is the absolute best at propoganda. I mean they do such a phenomenal job at marketing themselves without ever really marketing. It is subtle but at the same time overbearing. It is very easy to be swept up into the world of Disney. Is it genius marketing and calculation, without a doubt. I know this and still succumb to it with a smile on my face. Why? Because while my wallet may be thinner and my legs tired of walking, etc. In the end they deliver. So many things, places, and people will sell themselves to you under false pretenses...maybe even not intially, but yet when you reach the end you are disappointed in some way. Whether it is buying a guitar and realizing that the pickups are not exactly what you wanted. Or buying a house that just doesn't seem to be all it was when you looked at it. We are all accustomed to disappointment. Everywhere we look there is disappointment be it small and forgettable to major life-changing disappointment. Here it the thing, Disney does not disappoint. In life I am sure you have come across a person that doesn't disappoint you. You hold on to them in your heart and never let go of them. That is the true genius of Disney, they do not disappoint. The world would be a much happier place if everyone strove for such excellence in themselves and in every aspect of their world. Although, if that were the world then the things that don't disappoint would never be as special to us.
So to Disney, I tip my hat to you for you do exceed every expectation. May we all live our lives in that same fashion.
Currently listening to: Pirates of the Caribbean III Soundtrack
Talk Hard! Play Harder! This is Pipes signing out!

